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New Tori Amos video debuted on the web today. :)

Oh geez...

Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer

9:45 AM EDT, April 1, 2009

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."

OK, which is worse.. the fact that this actually happened and this woman still has her driver's license OR the fact that this is "news" in the Orlando Sentinel ??

You make the call.

Witchaloks

First off, Penny Arcade is brilliant.  My most favorite of favoritist comics...  and this stems from their series of comics from a few weeks ago.. which you can read here. (there are six total, be sure to read them all)

So, in honor of April Fools Day, they wrote up an actual class preview of the Witchalok for D&D.  :)  It is quite funny.  Witchaloks are sooo going to be part of my game world....

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